Terrorvision

Well, haven't I been rubbish? I have abandoned you my loyal flock. Yes, that's right, I have written this blog so far with only sheep in mind. If you are humans and reading this then bugger off. I mean it. Yes I do. Oh, so you think ignoring me is funny? Well, see if you can cope with this then.

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Still there? Seriously weird.

Don't know if it's weirder that I bothered to type all those or that you have read them all. Either way we all need to be sectioned. Except the poor sheep that got caught up in it all. Bless them. Out there in the fields with their little iPads. Terribly obedient things blog addicted sheep. You simply have to love them. Otherwise they kill you.

So, I'm back from Edinburgh - I honestly couldn't blog in the last few days either through incredible pain from the stupid hip in the wrong place, or through incredible hungoverness or through extreme busyness (different to business) with gigging. What an amazing time it was.

Now that I'm back (and have been for all of about 14 hours) it feels like it might not even have been real. The train journey home was intensely snoozeriffic. I discovered that in First Class you get offered tea and biscuits free but that it is apparently not cool to request both kinds of free biscuits. Apparently you are meant to show some self restraint and reign in your incredulousness that this is how some people live their lives. Also, the seats were massive. I sat and watched West Wing most of the way home and tried to ignore the rumbling hangover that was ruling my body. It wasn't easy and I had to try and sleep a lot of it out. Never ever drinking red wine in that quantity again. Ever.

I have decided to have a dry month until my birthday and try to improve the state of my liver and general health. Hopefully my ability to make good life decisions will return again with my newfound sobriety.

Bit of a crap blog today. Unless you're a sheep in which case it's hilarious. But mostly an apology for an enforced absence and a promise that I'm back in the game.