Me: I'd like to eat a biscuit.
Me: Go on, then, eat a biscuit.
Me: I shouldn't eat a biscuit - they're very sugary and bad for you.
Me: Yeah, but you want one and it's only one biscuit so it's no big deal.
Me: Oh, but it won't be one biscuit, will it?
Me: Why not?
Me: Because it's biscuits. It'll be all the biscuits I can find.
Me: Yeah, I suppose so. How many biscuits do you have?
Me: Well that's the problem, I'll have to go to Co-Op and get some biscuits.
Me: So, it's a case of eating all the biscuits you can find in Co-Op?
Me: I imagine it won't be one packet.
Me: I see. Well, it's not like you've eaten anything since breakfast so that's not too bad is it?
Me: No. But I have only been awake for 2 hours and I had a bacon sandwich for breakfast.
Me: Yeah, but you can eat what you want in the mornings, can't you?
Me: Yeah, and in your 20s. I don't want to hit 30 and suddenly wish I'd eaten more biscuits today.
Me: Yeah, all those memes always say you never regret the things you did do, just the ones you didn't - don't they?
Me: Yeah! Who's ever regretted a biscuit?
Me: Let's go and get some biscuits.
Me: Yeah, and maybe a cake.